Fairfax Police hire new Officer Friendly

Bubba "Down he goes" Dunphy has been hired as the new "Officer Friendly" to interact with the countys youth. In the press release it was explained that Dunphy was hired because "He works cheap, and he's pretty friendly......aside from that biting incident a few years back, and frankly that dog was looking for trouble, you ask me, he had ever right to bite him.....but he's pretty friendly......you know, as long as you don't look him in the eyes or anything" Dunphy will assume his duties...yeah I know, I used the word duties....as soon as the medication wears off.